Tag: life
member name: Jeanie C.
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January 28, 2008 09:00 AM EST --
If you were elected President of the United States, what would be your first 3 or 4 top priorities to change and why?
These are my four, use them or add your own.
1. First thing, bring all the troops . . .
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January 30, 2008 10:39 PM EST --
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was . . .
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August 09, 2008 11:02 PM EDT --
This is the second in a week I have received. The first one didn't have a photo, this one does but I wrote gather with the first and this and they dumped the first. I don't care about handing out . . .
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January 19, 2008 03:29 PM EST --
Mike Huckabee wants to change the constitution to reflect God's views and says it's easier to change the constitution than to change anything else.
Here's a web site. http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Huckabee_Amend_Constitution_to_meet_Gods_0115.html . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:08 AM EST --
Quick Check for Alzheimer's
Thefollowing was developed as a mental age assessment by the School ofPsychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you canread each line aloud without . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:11 AM EST --
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:14 AM EST --
Two Nuns
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer,
wine and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.
The second nun answered . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:18 AM EST --
When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra class.
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You know you are getting old when everything
either dries . . .
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January 26, 2008 08:21 AM EST --
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?"" . . .
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January 27, 2008 11:28 AM EST --
Being an ex-Wal-Mart employee my friends are alwaysfinding stuff to send me about Wal-mart, usually funny, I think so andI would do this now that I don't work there. What do you think...Ithink . . .
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January 27, 2008 08:39 PM EST --
A BOTTLE OF MERLOT
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman . . .
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January 27, 2008 08:43 PM EST --
I got these and thought I would share them. Hope you enjoy and take notes.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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January 27, 2008 08:45 PM EST --
I got this and thought it was rather funny. Hope you enjoy it as well.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems . . .
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January 28, 2008 08:56 AM EST --
The Power of Suggestion
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came . . .
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January 30, 2008 10:35 PM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, "you gave me . . .
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January 30, 2008 10:43 PM EST --
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road.
The reason: "Too . . .
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January 31, 2008 09:31 AM EST --
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just . . .
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January 30, 2008 09:52 AM EST --
Never talk to a drunk!
I was shopping at Publix, a local supermarket where I purchased the following items:
A half-gallon . . .
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February 01, 2008 10:16 PM EST --
Name something you would find at a sporting game, any kind of game. You can double on items, it can be food, drink, t-shirts, anything for any sports.
I'll give you a few,
hot dogs . . .
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February 02, 2008 11:44 AM EST --
Sixteen things it took 50 years to learn:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the . . .
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