Tag: humans
member name: Jeanie C.
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January 18, 2008 12:54 PM EST --
Time for a Diet:
Ole was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. . . .
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January 17, 2008 11:10 AM EST --
Revenge or Karma?:
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something . . .
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January 24, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
Look out
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete . . .
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January 29, 2008 09:34 AM EST --
Remeber when we/you were small and someone always had some wise words, old sayings that have been passed down in each family? Do you remember any? Post them below, one per post. Lets see how many of them . . .
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January 18, 2008 12:52 PM EST --
What would you do if you were at a friends house and they lived near the top of a high rise and you needed to go to the bathroom and walked in to find this on the floor?
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January 23, 2008 02:28 PM EST --
I don't know about you all but the car commercials on tv drive me out of my mind. Between the trucks that slide to a halt and can carry lots of heavy stuff (isn't that why you buy a truck in the . . .
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January 28, 2008 09:00 AM EST --
If you were elected President of the United States, what would be your first 3 or 4 top priorities to change and why?
These are my four, use them or add your own.
1. First thing, bring all the troops . . .
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January 30, 2008 10:39 PM EST --
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was . . .
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August 09, 2008 11:02 PM EDT --
This is the second in a week I have received. The first one didn't have a photo, this one does but I wrote gather with the first and this and they dumped the first. I don't care about handing out . . .
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January 17, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
ENLIGHTENED PERSPECTIVE
If you will take the time to read these. Ipromise you'll come away withan enlightened perspective. The subjects covered affect us all on adailybasis! . . .
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January 19, 2008 10:17 AM EST --
This is my favorite and very easy to do, check it out, what do you think?
Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to vote.
Winter Exercise Program
Winter Exercise program for . . .
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January 19, 2008 03:29 PM EST --
Mike Huckabee wants to change the constitution to reflect God's views and says it's easier to change the constitution than to change anything else.
Here's a web site. http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Huckabee_Amend_Constitution_to_meet_Gods_0115.html . . .
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January 20, 2008 10:49 AM EST --
This is a little long, but I think it's worth the read. What do you think?
Husbands and Wives Stores
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. . . .
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January 20, 2008 10:54 AM EST --
This says it all:
Need I say more?
Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to vote.
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January 23, 2008 09:17 AM EST --
Thisgame is simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment with thename of any celebrity whose name begins or ends with that letter. Repeats are okand in fact actually welcomed. One name per . . .
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January 23, 2008 02:10 PM EST --
Hi,
I had this thought, Democrats or Republicans.... ok a little more info is needed to finish this sentence.
If you had the choice of a "Party" not the person, who would you . . .
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January 23, 2008 09:45 PM EST --
F or all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's . . .
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January 24, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
The Ten Commandments of Cell Phones
Failureto obey these commandments can result in your being ridiculed bystrangers and disassociated by your family and even your closestfriends.
1. Thou shalt . . .
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January 24, 2008 08:24 AM EST --
You remember when you were young your parents said don't swallow watermelon pits, they will grow in your stomache or when they said, spit out your bubble gum and you swallowed it? They say it will . . .
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January 27, 2008 09:41 AM EST --
The Deaf Wife
A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family . . .
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